Made beef quesadillas & beans and rice for my favorite lady. So blessed to have her <3

Made beef quesadillas & beans and rice for my favorite lady. So blessed to have her <3

Reposting for this special lady&#8217;s birthday!!! I love you! Happy Birthday Mommy! #48andstillslayingthesehoes

Reposting for this special lady’s birthday!!! I love you! Happy Birthday Mommy! #48andstillslayingthesehoes

better-than-kanye-bitchh:

of all the places

Let’s go to the movies!

freshest-tittymilk:

misterdelfuego:

Movies set in the future: Everybody is white.
Movies set in the past: Everybody is white.
Movies set on other planets: Everybody is white.
Movies set in virtual worlds: Everybody is white.
Movies set in mythical worlds: Everybody is white
Movies full of mythical creatures: Everybody is white

Movie set in Africa: Everybody is white.

whitegirlsaintshit:

this is exactly who i saw when i looked at that @gxddess girl

assgod:

the library is officially closed

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Michael Jackson - Scream (Solo Version) [Final]
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itseulonzobitch:

Michael Jackson - Scream (Solo Version) [Final Version] by itseulonzobitch.

This is the final version of the “Scream (Solo Version)” audio I made almost a month ago. Click here to hear the 1st version.

mahn1gga:

trying to pick out a wedgie in public

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Alright, I’ll go make some muffins.

lyssalovescookies:

flailmorpho:

wastelandbabe:

lowbutt:

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS

I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?


#my environmental science teacher was demonstrating how pumice can float#so she just went around the room dropping them into people’s water bottles#but one of them didn’t float#so then she lit a match and dropped it into the bottle#and it blew up#that’s how we found out that the kid was drinking alcohol at school x

babeobaggins:

best ugly nigga lines:

  • can I get a hug?
  • you got a man?
  • *in reply to yes i got a man* okay what that got to do with me?
  • *or* ok but can’t we be friends tho?
  • *in reply to no you can’t have my number* okay but if you give me your number you can get to know me
    cashmerethoughtsss:

preach

    safaribrowser:

    emoij:

    when your friend has a really shitty opinion 

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    When your significant other chooses a bee over you

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